A Salon of Dogs Tending
We are preparing for a visit in a saloon, here are a few rules:

  1. On a first visit take a book or a photograph of a beautiful dog (a winner of Best in Show is the best)
  and ask for preparation of a dog according to the model. Do not listen to hairdresser’s explanations
  that the dog is too young, it has too short hair and it is his first haircut.

  2. Bring the dog for a visit if you are completely sure that his pelage is already tangled.

  3. Never brush the dog before a bath.

  4. Never brush the dog before a visit at the hairdresser. She will probably do it better.

  5. Always grouch, sulk and as for something extra.

  6. Never show your satisfaction of a hairstyle and do not praise the hairdresser
  for professional preparation.

  7. Always be late for a visit.

  8. When your dog is already in a salon, call every 20 minutes, ask how it feels,
  but when it si time to pick him up you must be late.

  9. When you see any trophies, prizes in a salon make comments that it may
  be bought in a store.

  10. When you pick your dog up loudly comment to his ear:
  what she has done to you, mum will never harm my pupil.

  11. Necessarily feed your dog right after the visit.

  12. Let the dog to evacuate right in front of the salon’s door.

  13. Necessarily learn a small puppy that the brush and the comb are toys which should be bitten.

  14. Professionally prepare your dog for a visit in a saloon – scare him with a dryer.

  15. From time to time cancel a visit due to a trivial reason.

  16. Postpone a visit before vacations to the last moment.

  17. Call to a hairdresser and demand immediate visit.
  If he refuses to do it threaten that you will go to the competition.

  18. Comment that somewhere in a different city there is a great SALOON.

  19. Stress that some dog has won a show because it was prepared by a great hairdresser.

  20. Grouch that always after a haircut the dogs tangles much more.

  21. Always loudly express your disapproval when the price of a service increases.
  Do not listen to explanation that the costs of heating, electricity, rent and water increase.

  22. If you do not like hairdresser’s work do not ever tell her that directly,
  but tell about it to all friends and comment what she has done with your dog.

  23. Demand to cover up the mistakes in dog’s anatomy,
  maliciously comment if the mistakes are found by a judge.

  24.Complaint, complaint, complaint...

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